- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

knock knock Goodbye

Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

I don't get it

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.