- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

an american walks out of a strip club.

Poker face

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? As a matter of fact, I do. It goes: "Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO."

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

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