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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

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