- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

ask me if im a door yes

This is not funny.

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

[Set up] [No punch line]

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

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