Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

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Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

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Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

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Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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