MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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