Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

The diamond one below is hilarious.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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