What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

homosexual rights to marriage

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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