Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

Ain't idn't a word.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

Good job, son.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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