Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

A woman stopped making sandwiches.

What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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