- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

Whats 1+1? window!

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

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