Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

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How long does it take a person to steal a television? Many variables could determine said ability to successfully steal a television. Such variables depend on sub-variables such as weight of the television, whether the television is a store, an upper-class citizen's home, or in a "ghetto" apartment. A main variable could be the race of the thief in question. African Americans are scientifically more likely to steal a television faster compared to a Caucasian. Yet a downside to being an African American is the fact that they are more likely to be called in for questioning or arrested on the spot at their broken down home. Caucasians are less likely to be questioned and if caught will most likely obtain the proper amount of bribery money in which to pay off the police.

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Well, first of all, what I have overcome both mentally (trauma) and physically (lots of shit) is in the past, lets leave it there. Second yeah, I can basically shift my sense of left and right at will, meaning I can choose which arm to write with, and write things mirrored without even thinking about it, I can fool my senses basically, one second I struggle playing the piano because I have just trained with one, then I make my brain believe I have been practicing with both, its simple, but complicated to explain, while my ears are perfectly normal, I got two sets of balance nerves, it just gets more complicated from there.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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