The moment where Perfect Cell returns declaring he has become "even more perfect" There is no level above perfect :P But sure Cell, strive to improve further on your "perfection", oh he is dead nevermind. Still my favorite character, narcissist, with a touch of class, and a sadistic personality, what more can you wish for?

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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why did the man shoot himself in the foot? because he didnt have the safety on and he had no gun handling skills.

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a man about 65 years old is tired with his life. he begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. whil on his way to commit suicide, he comes across a man with a magicul offer. the magical man is offering to grant him the power to fly. although, the magical man wants something in return. the 65 year old man, says to himself, "i have nothing to lose". so he gives the magical man all his money and possesions he has with him. with a flick of his wrist, the magical man says, "ok, you have now been granted the power to fly". the 65 year old man, overjoyed of how he has the ability to fly runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. too bad the magical man was really male prostitute broke out of money and tricked the 65 year old man into beleiving that he had magical powers to grant him the power to fly. the 65 yeard old man died from impact and the male prostitute walked away with a wallet full of money.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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An anti-joke

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

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why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

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What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

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What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

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