Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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