- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

I have an idea! You leave.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

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