- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

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