Q. What did the chicken do when it lost its egg? A. It went to go look for it. Q. Why was the chicken scared of the duck? A. Because it was chicken Q.Why can't chickens fly? A. Because they don't want to Q.Why can't chickens swim? A. Because they don't want to Q. Whey do chickens cluck? A. Because they want to Q. Why did the chicken jump on top of a car? A. Because it knows how Q. Why doesn't a chicken have hands? A. Because it's not human Q. What did the chicken dream about? A. Chicken dreams Q. Why was the chicken lost? A. Because it wasn't found Q. Why wasn't the chicken afriad of the dog? A. Because the chicken was blind Q. Why doesn't the chicken know how to drive a car A. Because they don't need to

Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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