- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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