- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

what do you call your mama at the gas station

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

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