Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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roses are red poo is poo

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

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If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game and wanted to play along.

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There are three guys on an airplane, a Korean, a Mexican, and an American. The pilot comes on the speaker and syays,"The plane is to heavy, throw out the thing you have most in your country." The Korean throws out an AK-47 and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The Mexican throws out a taco and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The American throws out the Mexican and says,"We have to many of these in our country."

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How did Alice get revenge on Diane when Diane called her fat? When Alice was pregnant, she stabbed herself in the stomach and blamed it on Diane. Diane was then sent to prison for murder and received a sentence of 25 years. Alice laughed in court, and Diane was forced to commit suicide. Alice then stole Diane's husband, and she lived happily ever after.

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How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

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What comes after 23? 24.

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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who else is on here?

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I saw Scarface uncut last weekend. It was called Face

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