- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

A fat guy!

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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