- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Kevin and Ramin

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

penis. nuff said.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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