Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

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Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

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Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

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What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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Hobos are like Obama they want change.

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So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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