Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

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Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

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Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

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Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

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roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

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What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

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chinga tue madre Ryan

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Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

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What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

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Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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whos a sick fuck? jake morris

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How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

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Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

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a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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