Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

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What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

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Rush Limbaugh

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Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

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A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

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Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

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Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

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What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

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Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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