Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

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What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

What is 33 + 1? Penis

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

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