- Anti Joke

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

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