- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

Katy Perry

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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