Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

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Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

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A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

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Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

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Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

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Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

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I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

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What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

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Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

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Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

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What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

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The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

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Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

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I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

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Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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Your mom went to college

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What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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