- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

OHIO DRIVERS.......THAT IS ALL......

Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

women's rights

3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why was the little girl happy? because she found an icecream cone

SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

What was the comment at the bottom of this anti joke? come up with a better anti joke

What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

r u smart..... or ur black

what do you call a rat with wings? an evolutionary masterpiece

i have yougurt with tractor

Justin's hair

Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

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