What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

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Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

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How do you kill a blonde? There are countless ways to complete such a task all of which have infinite variations.

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Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

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What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

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Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

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How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

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Darude- Sandstorm

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Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

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what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

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Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

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What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

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At least I dont have AIDS.

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girls lacrosse

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Uh, summa lumma dooma lumma you assuming I'm a human What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman Innovative and I'm made of rubber, so that anything you say is Ricochet in off a me and it'll glue to you And I'm devastating more than ever demonstrating How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating Never fading, and I know that haters are forever waiting For the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be celebrating 'Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated

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What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

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Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

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Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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