- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

Who would win in a chess duel between Ender Wiggin and Artemis Fowl? Artemis Fowl will calculate the optimal path to move his pieces. Ender Wiggin will calculate the optimal path to kill the queen, so all the other pieces just sort of fall down.

What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

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