they call me the green lantern because my little sister died in chemical fire

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital due to a large aneurysm that has burst in his brain because he walked into the bar.

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rebecca is a hard worker

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Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

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Whats worse than missing the bus? Having the short bus picking u up

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There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

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How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

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Joker2? Who comes up with the names anyways? Sounds like a stupid version of the matrix... Anyways, I stutter because my nerves are killing me, I cant quit the painkillers cold turkey if I cant sleep without them, besides I am used to physical pain as tragic as that might sound... Its not when you get used to it. I need to know who this Neo-Nero was, for anyone that can tell me, he is not around here at these hours, and during the time he/she I was dead, did considerable damage to my and my orders reputation, I need a face to face talk to someone that would put aside my chosen successor and assume my role, and I wont let that happen again even if it means bruising up this Neo-me a bit.

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What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

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Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

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Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

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Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia Poem make YOU!

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A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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If a quiz is a quizical then what is a test? an Exam.

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why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

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what happens when I bought a car. A man stole it from me and killed my family.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray ROFL I'm a dog

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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Did you hear about the big Polish tragedy? There was a power outage in Poland's busiest shopping mall, People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours. A woman gave birth in the elevator and died.

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