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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

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What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

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Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

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Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

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A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

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A Man walks in to a bar and orders a pint of lager, he notices something floating on the top of his drink so he calls over the bartender. "Excuse me, I think there's something in my dr-" The man's sentence was cut short as a man with a gun had just walked into the bar. He killed everyone, there were no survivors.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

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What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

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hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

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S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

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can i have a cookie no diabeto!

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How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

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AIDS

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Butt Sex.

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Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

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child labor

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What does Snoop dog wash his clothes with Bleach

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roses are red violets are blue you think shes hot? how BLIND are you?

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out of your comfort zone

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

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