- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

Why shouldn't you play poker in the woods? Due to the stereotypical lack of human population in such an area, it would be excruciatingly difficult to find a partner with which to play competitive card games. I suggest trying solitaire instead.

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

Why couldn't the mexican get a job? He was seven.

How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

Why did the blind man fail his math test? Because he had been raped and murdered. Going blind is a side effect of death.

Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

If an ear could talk what would it say? Probably nothing because it doesn't have a tongue...

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

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