What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

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What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

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Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

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a man walks into a prostitute.

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Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

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How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

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What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

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bees knees

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

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A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

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what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

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yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

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there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

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What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

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What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

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where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

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Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

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Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

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what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

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A duck sits down at a bar and orders a drink. After he finishes, he gets up to leave, when the bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but you didn't pay for your drink." The duck turned around and said, "I'm sorry, I forgot." So he paid the bartender for the drink and left him a nice tip, and left the bar in a good mood.

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What do you call a man who buys flowers, chocolates, and new jewelry for his wife? A kind, considerate husband.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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