- Anti Joke

How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then delivered by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their mass execution.

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I'm Color Blind F*CK

knock knock get lost!

What's the difference between a pheromone and a hormone? Hormones are secreted internally and trigger various biochemical pathways that cause certain effects. We all are familiar with the effects of testosterone and estrogen, both on the anatomy, and behaviour of humans. Pheromones are secreted externally, and have an effect on another creature in similar ways. Usually they have to do with attracting sexual partners or changing a sex partners behaviour or body in some way.

what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Civil Rights.

What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

chirs

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.