With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

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What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

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Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

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A man walks into a bar.

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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why did the puppy poop? he had too

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What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

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the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

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why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

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Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

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What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

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Bitch please, you're adopted as well.

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Why did spock look in the toilet he was concerned with his poop

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Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

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Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

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What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

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Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

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A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

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What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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