What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

whats purple and savage? Barney!

My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

one day i went to bed

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

raping black women

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

whats orange, green and has a treadmill attached to it? a cantaloupe, i lied about the treadmill.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

What did one tree say to the other? "Hey Phil, how's it going?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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