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Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Little Justin's bike has a flat tire has a flat tire. He asks his dad to inflate it. "Sure Justin I can fix that for you." Said his father. But he overinflates the tire, causing the tire to explode and ignite the chemicals. The house burns to the ground, killing Justin and his parents. The fire then spreads and the hole city burns. 50,000 people die.

What's big and fat? An obese man.

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.