what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

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Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

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What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

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Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

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What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A fast car that's painted red and green...

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Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

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Do you have emotional issues, ever have a really bad day and just wanna talk call this number (402-314-5287) < N1GGER

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

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Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

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What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

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*DRRRRIN* Finally someone uses the doorbell.

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What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

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How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Tell her to inform the police that her significant other is assaulting them and that she should file a restraining order.

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Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

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A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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