Penis.

Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

What is pink, female and has two dicks? A mother with two sons, both called Richard.

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

one day i went to bed

Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

womens rights

What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

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Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

what do you call a grown man who sticks food up his nose? retarded

Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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