- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

a black guy walks into a fast food place.

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

What do you call the twin towers? An airport

yolo mother f-uckaaaa

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

a fish swimming in the water swims

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

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How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

Knock knock. Death.

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

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