What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

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A man sat on a chair

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Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

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An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

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What was the pirate's favorite letter W

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A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

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Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

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I thought I was a bird and I could fly Gravity painfully reminded me I was only a human

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I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

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The women if the wnba are good at basketball

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Two english guys meet at work

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why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

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Dusters blow stuff.

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A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

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Nicolas Cage

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How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

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So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

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What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

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How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

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How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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