- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

Religion.

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Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

Hearpin my durp

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

A black man walks into an abbatoir.

How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

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