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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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have you heard of the new german microwave? it seats about 30

A Jew walks into a bar. He quickly works on treating the injuries he had received from hitting his head against the bar when he had walked into it.

If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

A family's house was possessed by ghosts causing them great fear and discomfort. Who are they gonna call? A real estate agent.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

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