How do you stop the unstoppable You dont

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How do you fit 100 jews in a car? It wouldn't work.. Nevermind.

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Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

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My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

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"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

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why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

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Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

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Why did the dog eat poop?

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What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

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guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

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What happened to the guy who got bullied? He commited suicide.

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So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

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Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

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If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

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Police say's 'have you been drinking' and you reply back saying 'YES' then the police brings out the blower and you blow, it says on it that you are fine, but then the cops ask you 'what did you drink' and you just say 'well i drank juice for breakfast then had some water, tea, coffee' the cops get really angry but before he says anything you say that ' I AM MUSLIM'

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why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

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Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

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Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

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How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family.

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have you seen Stevie Wonders house? Nope. oh well sorry for bothering you

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Your Mom.

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Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

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why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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