irish wristwatch JLR

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How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

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A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

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What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

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What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

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what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

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What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

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1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

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"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

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a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

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If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

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OK. so a guy walks up to another guy and says hi. The other guy said nothing. The other guy said hi again. The guy said nothing The guy got really mad and slapppeed him across the face. Finally the man said PURPLE RABBID COMPUTER TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and walked away while liking his blue brick.

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Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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what's 9+10? 19, not 21

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

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I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

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A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

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The Barackness Monster

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Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

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