Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

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What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

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How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

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Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

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Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

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I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

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Knock knock! *no answer* KNOCK KNOCK! *still no answer* the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

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Why? Whats wrong?

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why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was being deporting because he over stayed his visa and is now an illegal immigrant

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Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

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A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

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Three women are sent to heaven. Theres a blond , brunette , and a redhead. There are 100 steps to heaven and on every step god tells you a joke and you cant laugh. The redhead makes it to step 23 then laughs. The brunette makes it to step 67 then laughs. Finally the blond make it all the way to the 100th step and before god can tell the joke she laughs. God asks why are u laughing? And the blond says " i just got the 1st one"!

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what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

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Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

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Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

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Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

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Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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