- Anti Joke

Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face